let’s talk hiney

Let’s talk about your patoot for a minute. Your hiney, your rear, your better half? Whatever you call it - are you taking care of it? I know a lot of us laugh at jokes involving our rear end, poop, and bodily functions, but it’s no laughing matter. As the book says, “Everyone poops.” As I a mom, I’ve wiped enough rears that poop and similar subjects doesn’t bother me. When you’re a mom, you actually use bowel movements as a measure of health for your child. Not going enough? Time for grapes and prune juice. Going too much? Break out the cheese! Why do we stop paying attention to that as adults? A bowl of bran cereal or an over the counter product can get you back on track, just like you were 2 all over again. And colon cleansing may help too - Oxy-Powder is one such product you can use to get yourself ‘right’ again. It’s a tablet you take (uhh…ORALLY) that will rid you of toxins and other ick in your colon. You know those colonics all of the rich and famous are into? Same thing, but this is better for you, because it doesn’t remove the healthy bacteria from your system - only the bad stuff! (There’s naturally occurring bacteria in your digestive track - it helps you digest your food)

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