bling your baby out

I thought that I had seen it all. After 3 kids, I’ve seen every type of crib, every type of fancy stroller, and every kind of new accessory out there - right?

Wrong.

Introducing Baby Bling, for those times when a plain old baby accessories! If your little darling is too good for a plastic pacifier from the grocery store, deck the little darling out with a pacifier embellished with over 400 crystals! You think I’m making this up? I offer visual proof that such a thing DOES exist, and it can be yours for just $120:

You can also buy pacifier clips, nail clippers, rattles, and onesies with bling on them. I guarantee you’re going to see one of those celebrity babies in People or Us Weekly with one of these baby accessories from AristaBrat.com - avoid the rush and send Nicole Richie an early baby shower gift!

(The mom in me hopes that the crystals are VERY firmly attached so they don’t become a choking hazard.)

4 Responses to “bling your baby out”

1. Jules Says:
   August 9th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

   That is the FIRST thing I thought when I saw them, but they are cute!

2. Jennifer Says:
   August 10th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

   I can’t find it now, of course, but I’m pretty sure I heard of a recall on the bling pacifiers (the cheaper ones, of course!) for exactly that reason.

3. Jeremy Hobbs Says:
   August 12th, 2007 at 11:17 pm

   Yep, I thought choking hazard as well…. or very sparkly poo if the little tyke was lucky and got them down.

4. Laura Says:
   August 13th, 2007 at 10:51 am

   They are really cute but I wouldn’t buy them for my kids. Those little crystals worry my mind.

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